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Male Chastity Game: the Oracle of the Cum Deck


My keyholder person left the country for a couple months, so he said I'm on my own with regard to locking up my cock or having orgasms. At first I was happy to enjoy "Free Willy" for a while, but then I missed having another human control whether or not I may have an orgasm. Orgasming at will isn't as enjoyable for me as restricted orgasms.

I realize this sort of kink is not for everybody. I'm not forcing you to read this web page if you aren't into it ;-) Move along, vanilla people!

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So, I came up with sort of a game, involving a deck of cards, that will control whether or not I may have an orgasm on any given day.

Equipment: One standard deck of 54 playing cards, (13 each of 4 suits, including A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K; plus two Jokers).

Thoroughly shuffle the deck of cards and keep it face down.

This deck of cards will be referred to as the "Cum Deck".

General Rules:

(1) You may draw up to one card from the Cum Deck each day. You do not have to draw a card every day.

(2) If your drawn card is an Ace, you may [unlock your cock and] have an orgasm that day, but only if you have that orgasm [and lock back up] before midnight local time. If you don't use it, you lose it. You may not save up orgasms for another day.

(3) If your drawn card is a Joker, you may [unlock your cock and] have as many orgasms as you want that day [and lock back up], but only until midnight local time. Again, if you don't use them, you lose them. You may not save up orgasms for another day.

(4) If your drawn card is anything else (2-K), you may not have an orgasm that day. You may not draw another card until the next day.

(5) If you choose not to draw a card on a particular day, you may not have an orgasm that day. You may not save up card draws for another day. You may never draw more than one card per day.

(6) After drawing a card, before acting upon that card (or not), you immediately place that card in the discard pile.

(7) You may not inspect the Cum Deck to see whether or when a particular card will come up. If you accidentally see the value of a card in the Cum Deck, you must thoroughly shuffle the deck.

(8) When you draw the last card from the Cum Deck, use the discard pile as your new Cum Deck after thoroughly shuffling it.

Optional Special Rule:

(9) On your birthday, if you choose to skip drawing a card, you may have as many free orgasms as you want. In other words, your birthday can function the same as if you had drawn a Joker from the Cum Deck. Happy Birthday!

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Punishment for impermissible orgasms is left to your imagination. I suggest a monetary penalty for solitaire purposes, such as making a painfully (and subjectively) sizeable donation to the Nifty Erotic Stories Archive.

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While playing this game during October 2020, I created a new ruleset to follow. I'm calling it the Advanced Version.

Advanced Version Rules:

(1) You may draw up to one card from the Cum Deck each day. You do not have to draw a card every day.

(2) After drawing a card, before acting upon that card (or not), you immediately place that card in the discard pile.

(3) If your drawn card is an Ace, you may [unlock your cock and] have an orgasm that day, but only if you have that orgasm [and lock back up] before midnight local time. If you don't use it, you lose it. You may not save up orgasms for another day.

(4) If your drawn card is a Joker, you may [unlock your cock and] have as many orgasms as you want that day [and lock back up], but only until midnight local time. Again, if you don't use them, you lose them. You may not save up orgasms for another day.

(5) If your drawn card is a numeric card (2-10), you may not have an orgasm that day. Furthermore, you may not draw another card until the number of days have gone by that is represented by the card. For example, if the drawn card is the 4 of Hearts, you must wait four calendar days to draw another card. If you drew the 4 of Hearts on July 12, you may not draw another card until July 16. You may not have any orgasms in the meantime!

(6) If your drawn card is a King (K), you've drawn the Cockblocker card. If the Ace of the King's suit is still in the Cum Deck, remove it and place it in the discard pile. Shuffle the Cum Deck after searching for the Ace. You may not have an orgasm that day.

(7) If your drawn card is a Queen (Q), you've drawn the Edging card. You may [unlock your cock and] play with your cock all you want that day, but you may not have an orgasm that day [and must lock back up before midnight].

(8) If your drawn card is a Jack (J), you've drawn the Wingman card. If the Ace of the Jack's suit is in the discard pile, remove it and place it in the Cum Deck. Shuffle the Cum Deck after inserting the Ace.

(9) If you choose not to draw a card on a particular day, you may not have an orgasm that day. You may not save up card draws for another day. You may never draw more than one card per calendar day.

(10) You may not inspect the Cum Deck to see whether or when a particular card will come up. If you see the value of a card in the Cum Deck other than the card you have legally drawn that day, you must thoroughly shuffle the deck.

(11) When all the cards have been drawn and/or placed into the discard pile, you may shuffle the discard pile into the Cum Deck and start over.

(12) On your birthday, if you choose to skip drawing a card, you may have as many free orgasms as you want. In other words, your birthday can function the same as if you had drawn a Joker from the Cum Deck. Happy Birthday!

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P.S. If you want to make either version of this game more difficult, then before beginning remove one or both of the Jokers, and maybe even one or more of the Aces. There is an element of self-regulation with this game, in that you don't have to draw a card every day; so if today you want to make the game more difficult, just skip drawing a card. If you don't feel like having an orgasm today, don't draw a card!


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