Male Chastity Game: the Oracle of the Cum Deck
My keyholder person left the country for a couple months, so he said I'm on my own with regard to locking up my cock or having orgasms. At first I was happy to enjoy "Free Willy" for a while, but then I missed having another human control whether or not I may have an orgasm. Orgasming at will isn't as enjoyable for me as restricted orgasms.
I realize this sort of kink is not for everybody. I'm not forcing you to read this web page if you aren't into it ;-) Move along, vanilla people!
So, I came up with sort of a game, involving a deck of cards, that will control whether or not I may have an orgasm on any given day.
Equipment: One standard deck of 54 playing cards, (13 each of 4 suits, including A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K; plus two Jokers).
Thoroughly shuffle the deck of cards and keep it face down.
This deck of cards will be referred to as the "Cum Deck".
(1) You may draw up to one card from the Cum Deck each day. You do not have to draw a card every day.
(2) If your drawn card is an Ace, you may have an orgasm that day, but only if you have that orgasm before midnight local time. If you don't use it, you lose it. You may not save up orgasms for another day.
(3) If your drawn card is a Joker, you may have as many orgasms as you want that day, but only until midnight local time. Again, if you don't use them, you lose them. You may not save up orgasms for another day.
(4) If your drawn card is anything else (2-K), you may not have an orgasm that day. You may not draw another card until the next day.
(5) If you choose not to draw a card on a particular day, you may not have an orgasm that day. You may not save up card draws for another day. You may never draw more than one card per day.
(6) After drawing a card, before acting upon that card (or not), you immediately place that card in the discard pile.
(7) You may not inspect the Cum Deck to see whether or when a particular card will come up. If you accidentally see the value of a card in the Cum Deck, you must thoroughly shuffle the deck.
(8) When you draw the last card from the Cum Deck, you may use the discard pile as your new Cum Deck after thoroughly shuffling it.
Optional Special Rules:
(9) On your birthday, if you choose to skip drawing a card, you may have as many free orgasms as you want. In other words, your birthday can function the same as drawing a Joker from the Cum Deck. Happy Birthday!
(10) If your drawn card is the 2 of Clubs, shuffle the discard pile (including the 2 of Clubs) into the Cum Deck so that all 54 cards are back in the Cum Deck. Do not draw a new card until tomorrow.
(11) If your drawn card is the 2 of Diamonds, you may return one card of your choice from the discard pile to the Cum Deck. Then thoroughly shuffle the Cum Deck. Do not draw a new card until tomorrow.
(12) If your drawn card is the 2 of Hearts, you may not draw another card from the Cum Deck until the first day of the following week (i.e., the next Sunday). Needless to say, you may not have an orgasm in the meantime (unless it is your birthday).
(13) If your drawn card is the 2 of Spades, you may not draw another card from the Cum Deck until the first day of the following month. Needless to say, you may not have an orgasm in the meantime (unless it is your birthday).
Punishment for impermissible orgasms is left to your imagination. I suggest a monetary penalty for solitaire purposes, such as making a painfully (and subjectively) sizeable donation to the Nifty Erotic Stories Archive.
P.S. If you want to make this game more difficult, then permanently remove one or both of the Jokers, and maybe even one or more of the Aces. There is an element of self-regulation with this game, in that you don't have to draw a card every day; so if today you want to make it harder, just skip drawing a card today.
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